Daft Dictionary (Microfax Jokes Books)

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You just know Chilcot was up until 4am, downing Red Bulls and trying to crank out the last 800,000 words.” Alex Kealy (2016)

A demon approaches the devil and says "Dark lord! Two men from Glasgow in Scotland have been sent here. What should be done with them?" I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.If Sally had 4 piles of sand and Judy had 5 piles of sand, and they put them all together, how many piles would there be? An anchor. 93. Which English word holds the same pronunciation even if you take away four out of its five letters? I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.” Rob Auton (2013)

She sleeps at night. 9. You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.Ralph-Hinkley 8. There are three guys on a boat, and they have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with – what do they do? I’m entering the worlds tightest hat competition. Just hope I can pull it off.” William Andrews (2018) The letter “w.” 15. A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be? Survivors are not buried. 70. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men? The catcher and the umpire. 60. Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.” Jordan Brookes (2016) I know this joke has been shared a few times before but I thought I would share my Scottish cultural adaptation of it]

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