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My daughter and husband eagerly took their front row seats in tense anticipation. My son followed me out of the pool and over to the laid out towel just in front of our, “Watchers.” I am a hairy guy so I decided to get my body waxing done while I was at thailand . I opted for full body waxing and they charged me 1800baht . I paid the amount beforehand and then entered the spa. The lady who was appointed to me was quite old (maybe 50yrs ) . She told me to get naked and lay on the table . In the early 1960s, considered the golden era of air travel, now defunct US airline Pan Am had stringent criteria that today seem totally outdated — female crew had to be at least 157.5cm and weigh no more than 57kg. They also had to retire at 32 and have no children. The airline she worked for let female crew shorten the hems of their skirts once they had passed probation. It also allowed pilots and fellow crew to know which ones were newbies and potentially more open to amorous advances.

Maybe you committed a petty crime and got away with it. Maybe you had a regrettable one-night stand. Or maybe it's not that extreme. For example, some people hide their political and religious views, especially when they believe no one else will agree with them. Some do not reveal their finances too, whether they have a lot more or a lot less than others think.

I am the first to admit, I’m not a pro at giving head but I try,” says Trisha. “One night, I was pleasuring my new boyfriend and I removed my mouth for a second to breathe when all of a sudden he ejaculated— right up my nose. It felt like I was drowning for a second and I began choking. He thought it was hysterical— I was mortified by the whole thing. I spent the next half hour blowing my nose.” Tell us about your embarrassing sex stories in the comments below! But as the professor of psychology at Georgia Gwinnett College, David Ludden, Ph.D., points out, secrets can be psychologically damaging because the secret-holder has no opportunity to discuss their contents with other people. When we have problems, it helps to share them with someone who can provide us with insight on how to deal with them. But when it comes to secrets that are highly immoral, we feel shame and are reluctant to share them. (Often for good reason, as well.) COVID transformed my family into a free use system for sex between us all freely. Simply put, my husband was free to have sex with our daughter anytime they wanted and I could have sex with my son whenever we wanted to; free-use, day or night, no questions asked. I masturbate in changing rooms, along bike-paths and sometimes in public transport. I swim and walk nude on normal beaches when the crowd is right. When he asked me to throw them out, my face wrinkled up so bad that I think he knew he was way out of line.”

Some cabin crew allegedly use secret signals to communicate with each other so passengers don’t know what they’re saying.It was 1969 and Dana was a senior at UCLA. “My girlfriend and I were looking for a place to make ‘nookie’ since my roommate was in my room studying. It was a few days before classes started and the room next door to her room was still vacant, so we went in there and proceeded,” Dana explains. She didnt want to go to university as a virgin and since we were neighbours and friends, she asked if i wanted to fool around with her, to which I said yes of Eliza recounts a story from her first year in college. “I was with my boyfriend in his dorm room. His roommate was away for the weekend (or so we thought). I’m under the covers giving him a blow job and having a good time. I don’t even hear the key turn in the door or anything— all of a sudden I just hear his roommate talking.”

Rob said his followers engage with stories that revolve around workplace stuff, sex, and schadenfreude, but mostly they seek reading about the human condition. He looked up at me sweetly and asked, ‘How w-w-was it for you?’ I replied, ‘What? You were between my thighs.’ He laughed it off, but was super embarrassed. When we finally did get around to actually [doing the deed], it was fantastic.” We were having sex in the dark & I went to get on top but misjudged how close we were to the edge of the bed. That was half the agreement. The other half was the party getting ready to get it on, had to notify the other party so they could be invited to watch the exchange if they wanted to. The invitations are usually texts with a place and time for the desired deed.According to one British Airways trainer on the BBC TV series A Very British Airline, crew will often try to leave the deceased passenger in their seat or move them to first class if there is more space – but it was not always that way. I ended up falling off the bed, dragging him down with me & onto some friends who were sleeping on the floor.” Indeed, if it seemed like cabin crew got all the attention from passengers, the attraction could definitely be mutual. These days the demands are different, with reports claiming American Airlines simply advises that cabin crew have no noticeable hair in their nostrils, ears and underarms, along with a full set of front teeth.

Anyway, Rob and Chris continued with their conversation, and they "got to talk about how semi-anonymity through obscurity was a good thing in many ways." My neighbor is a hot single mum(same age as me). Since i moved in next door (as a single dad of two) I have had numerous fantasies of what could happen but never came to fruition. The mum-of-four, then aged 46, was said to have recorded multiple aerial exploits in a video diary – and was exposed when her pilot husband found the tapes and passed them on to authorities in a jealous rage. She says ‘what’s going on in there? Mom are you ok? Is Dad hitting you?’ My husband kept going like a champ but I was laughing so hard. Super embarrassing. This is why we usually wait until the kids go to bed. Also my husband does not hit me. I don’t know where that came from in her mind.” We say, ‘We have a minor technical problem and engineers are on their way.’ But in reality? The cabin pressure isn’t working.”

Few playwrights can shake the stage like Lynn Nottage. The reverberations are even stronger when her work is directed by Lynette Linton. Five years ago, the pair created one of the most important productions of the last decade: Sweat was a tremendous capturing of life in post-industrial rust-belt America. Almost immediately after moving in, and partly to having a related distant circle of friend without knowing eachother she gave me her house key to feed her cats.